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~~ GILLMATCH(tm) PERSONALITY QUIZ ~~
Answer these 7 deeply personal questions
and our GillMatch™ algorithm will probe your personality depths and surface
your ideal aquatic partner. This quiz was developed by
the University of the Sea (correspondence school, unaccredited)
and has been validated by Linda from accounts and at least two willing fish.
* Please answer honestly. The fish are wet and waiting.
~~ THE QUESTIONS ~~
1. On a Friday evening, you are most likely to be found:
2. Your ideal first date is:
3. A large predator approaches. You:
4. In bed (the seabed), you are:
5. What do you want from a partner?
6. Your biggest turn-off in a potential partner:
7. After spawning, you:
GILLMATCH(tm) ALGORITHM PROBING YOUR PERSONALITY...
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YOUR MATCH
Compatibility score: %
(All scores above 70%. We want you to feel good about this.)